An Allegory of Religiosity

The following is a parable related to me by the Rev. Jim Huber. This morning, I woke to a knock on my door. When I answered the door, I found a well groomed, nicley dressed couple. The man spoke first. John: Hi there! I’m John, and this is Mary. Mary: Hiya! We’re here to invite […]

An Open Letter to Born-Again Christians: Please Pull the Jesus Stick Out of Your Ass.

Can someone please explain to me why it is that born-again Christians feel they have carte blanche to do whatever the hell they want? I can’t tell you how many times I get cut off in traffic by some self-righteous douche-bag with a fish magnet on the back of her SUV. So, you’ve rededicated your […]

Posted at 8:08 pm on September 13, 2007 | 3 comments | Filed Under: Born Again Christians, Christianity, Douche bags, Jesus, Religion, St. Bastard, Uncategorized | Continue reading


A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love.